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Captain's Log

That is my real site... i just have this so i can comment on odd people who only allow other Blogger users to comment...

A Wench Wants Me... Winch...

A wench wants me winch, all I can say. She knows it be large, but she be a wench o' poorer morals than I be willin' te bunk, for i fear viruses, an' i also already got a wench in me bunk, as it be. Me wench in te bunk wants me te see if te wench o' poor morals will try to steal me while me wench be out o' town... so I be supposed te flirt wit' her.... but i dun want te! We will see 'ow this goes... but no matter what... she will not get me winch!

Tips

Things i have noticed regarding tips on the job:

Tips fluctuate greatly.
Tips increase when thar be no stubble upon me chin.
Old people, particularly old women, tip well.
People with kids tip poorly.

Me new site is doing well

Me new site 'as pirate biographies, talk like a pirate how to, pirate parties, and more! visit it! AnythingPirate.com

New site

visit AnythingPirate

Photo by PirateDude

Photo by PirateDude...

Picture Made by Talon Li Vinci

Made By Talon Li Vinci.

Lawsuit Revisited

Oi won ze court case, an' zey got nothin' outta me. Oi 'ave ze practice 'or ze game wit' ze brightly colored ball and ze nets... an' then Oi 'ave work for 5 1/2 hours at subway... yay...... :(

Ze lawsuit

'ell... me long john silver got smashed pretty good... and now Oi 'ave a lawsuit on me hands... they say a man who represents himself in court has a fool for a client... I guess I 'ave a fool for a client. They are claiming I am discriminating based on the fact that he is half Mexican... even though i gave him 2 shots...

I should win...